Big Sister Knows Best

Thanks to Lemuel Craft

My little sister loves to argue. She thinks she is always right about any topic. Now, I have to confess that I also love a good argument and I’ve been known to think I’m right about things that I don’t really know for sure as well. With that said, we got into it the other night. And over the stupidest thing too! It was over Kim Kardashian! You would think in our hardships of war and with the economic crisis, we could find something more serious to argue over, but no! My sister and I were disagreeing because she thought that Kim was going to stay with her husband and I had heard they had already filed for divorce. So we solved it the way we normally end up solving our arguments…Google! I’ll have you know, I was right and she was wrong. I love when that happens! I’m so smart! I can’t take all the credit though. I should thank my sister for being wrong, Google, and Satellite Star Internet for allowing me to do a quick search. I love being right….for now!

A Bucket Full of Beercaps

Well, one trip to Goodwill later ends up with buying several shot glasses, a pilsner glass, Christmas lights, and to finish it up...

a party bucket with Budweiser logo!

Now since we made a post a little while back about our exploits with bottle caps, we are temporarily storing every one of the 300+ caps in our party bucket. It also acts as a makeshift cap bucket to toss our caps into. Allow the party to commencerate!

Adding pictures later from my actual machine. You won't believe how awesome it is for the low, low Goodwill price of $1! Cheers.

Us and the Kids

Guest post from: Winston Stewart

It’s really important to me to keep the lines of communication open with my kids especially since they’re getting to that age where they’re in the danger zone for getting the wrong kind of influences. They’re both great kids, don’t get me wrong, but I know how hard it was to be a teenager and have everyone from classmates to teammates to people on TV telling you what to do. Speaking of TV, my husband recently got us SatellieTvFamily in HD and we’ve instituted a family Sunday rule around here where we have to spend the whole day together. Since it’s fall we usually just end up watching football or some other sport on TV but I like that we’re all together in one room and that I get to really hang out with my kids. I know these moments are fleeting and there won’t be too many more of them so I’m trying to soak them up while my kids are still willing and able to spend a whole day with their old mom!

Back to School Shopping

Summer is over and it's time to stop all that awesome summer stuff you were doing and get back to the grind.

Me, Conquering Nature

It's time to go back to school. Going back is good and bad... its kind of like getting sent to party prison. Of course you need to be prepared for any and all circumstances that await you in the coming semester. So I took the time to come up with a comprehensive school shopping list to prevent you from coming off as a total jabroni this year. Here's what you'll need and why.

1. A Sword- When the time is right, you'll know what to do.
2. Beer monies- What? you haven't been saving up? Good luck you poor bastard.
3. Plan B (for beer monies)- Scheme it, rob it, job it. Whatever you gotta do, man.
4. Lab Coats- For Experiments
5. Top Hats and Monocles- For Fancy Night 
6. Grappling Hook- To get on the roof
7. A Kiddy Pool and Lawn Chairs- For getting hotdaydrunk in
8. Tiki Torches and Hawaiian shirts- For Luau Night
9. Guitar- For the inevitable rock offs (usually against demons or final bosses)
10. Power Tools- For any renovations you want to make to your room (Water slide, sky light, escape pod etc.)